daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

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New beginnings are often disguised as painful endings.

flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

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tahthetrickster:

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i cant believe this

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zerostumbleine33:

bellah-doesnt-know:

I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better

zerostumbleine33:

bellah-doesnt-know:

I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


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